{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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