{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
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Alonza George Bevan is an English musician who is the bassist for the English rock band Kula Shaker.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Governor of Şırnak","displaytitle":"Governor of Şırnak","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20988417","titles":{"canonical":"Governor_of_Şırnak","normalized":"Governor of Şırnak","display":"Governor of Şırnak"},"pageid":47134078,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Governor_of_%C5%9E%C4%B1rnak.png","width":316,"height":315},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Governor_of_%C5%9E%C4%B1rnak.png","width":316,"height":315},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1217535281","tid":"f7d67133-f408-11ee-a809-a03eb071a134","timestamp":"2024-04-06T11:29:45Z","description":"Governor of a Turkish Province","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor_of_%C5%9E%C4%B1rnak","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor_of_%C5%9E%C4%B1rnak?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor_of_%C5%9E%C4%B1rnak?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Governor_of_%C5%9E%C4%B1rnak"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor_of_%C5%9E%C4%B1rnak","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Governor_of_%C5%9E%C4%B1rnak","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor_of_%C5%9E%C4%B1rnak?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Governor_of_%C5%9E%C4%B1rnak"}},"extract":"The Governor of Şırnak is the bureaucratic state official responsible for both national government and state affairs in the Province of Şırnak. Similar to the Governors of the 80 other Provinces of Turkey, the Governor of Şırnak is appointed by the Government of Turkey and is responsible for the implementation of government legislation within Şırnak. The Governor is also the most senior commander of both the Şırnak provincial police force and the Şırnak Gendarmerie.","extract_html":"
The Governor of Şırnak is the bureaucratic state official responsible for both national government and state affairs in the Province of Şırnak. Similar to the Governors of the 80 other Provinces of Turkey, the Governor of Şırnak is appointed by the Government of Turkey and is responsible for the implementation of government legislation within Şırnak. The Governor is also the most senior commander of both the Şırnak provincial police force and the Şırnak Gendarmerie.
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